momoirotan
26 May 2008 @ 08:20 am

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lizette!

  1. Lizetteology is the study of Lizette.
  2. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Lizette from each salad served in first class!
  3. A lump of Lizette the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
  4. In Japan, Lizette can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
  5. Lizette can smell some things up to six miles away.
  6. Lizette can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
  7. Banging your head against Lizette uses 150 calories an hour.
  8. Lizette is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
  9. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Lizette in a day.
  10. The first domain name ever registered was Lizette.com!
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This is actually really freaky, but I just had to put it up! XD

On another note, if anyone actually reads this... I have no idea when or if I'll update... But if I do it will most likely be stuff like this ~
Any complaints, please comment! 'cause I probably didn't know you read this o__o EDIT: I had to post this one XD

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Momoirotan!

  1. Momoirotan can be very poisonous if injected intravenously!
  2. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are momoirotan!
  3. In Japan, momoirotan can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
  4. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of momoirotan!
  5. It's bad luck to whistle near momoirotan.
  6. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than momoirotan.
  7. The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in momoirotan.
  8. Momoirotan can turn her stomach inside out.
  9. Momoirotan does not have toes!
  10. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw momoirotan into a volcano it would stop erupting!
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Listening to: I'm Like a Bird ... Nelly Furtado
 
 
momoirotan
05 July 2007 @ 02:29 pm

My SecretFate results

Lizette you will discover a hidden talent for speaking to animals because of a rip in the space/time continuum rupturing part of your brain.

Lizette you will design clothes made out of dead flies, and eventually set up a global empire to rule over the planet.

Lizette, you will die at the age of 125 due to spontaneous human combustion.

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My SecretFate results

Lizette you will be approached by the Mafia because the Matrix glitched.

Lizette you will declare yourself Pastafarian, and eventually cause the Great Chicken Rush of 2051.

Lizette, you will die at the age of 217 due to accidentally falling into lava while on a ski trip.

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My SecretFate results

Lizette you will declare war against pirates because of your love affair with a dinosaur.

Lizette you will be adopted by a waning celebrity, and eventually compose the next national anthem for Uzbekistan.

Lizette, you will die at the age of 101 due to freak obesity.

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